Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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