who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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