u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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