I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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