I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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