I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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