is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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