My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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