There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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