I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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