The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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