Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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