3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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