You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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