When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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