I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Can vaginas get frostbite?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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