is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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