Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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