That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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