Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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