I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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