your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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