you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I think a kid would responsible me up
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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