Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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