If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So squirting runs in the family.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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