Betty ford says i'm here all night
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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