how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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