I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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