Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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