i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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