I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
It's just like the Real World with babies
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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The beer is more important than you right now.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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