Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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