UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
