just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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