Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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