what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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