I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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