Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
