I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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