Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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