I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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