Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
