omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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