i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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