Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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