We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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