I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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