My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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