it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
If I die, sorry about rent.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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