I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Your tits are I can't wait for
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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