it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
