tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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