Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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