her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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