did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Do vagina's smell?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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